So, you’re probably wondering what in the world a Certified OBM does, right? Well, sit tight because I’m about to unveil the magical world of OBM wizardry, complete with a sprinkle of humour!
Picture this: the Certified OBM® is the superhero of your business. World renowned for providing elite first class service, born off the back of first class training, the cape might be invisible, but their powers are real! Here’s a rundown of some of what a Certified OBM can do, with that sprinkle in there too, because we all need to smile, eh?:
- Zone of Genius Bodyguard: The Certified OBM® is the personal bodyguard for your ‘Zone of Genius.’ No more getting tangled in the web of day-to-day tasks. They are there to protect your genius zone like it’s Fort Knox!
- Turning Dreams into To-Dos: Certified OBMs are dream translators. Your goals become a to-do list that the team tackles with gusto.
- Taskmaster Extraordinaire: The Certified OBM® cracks the whip (figuratively, of course) to ensure tasks are done on time and, more importantly, correctly.
- Idea Bouncer: Got a wild idea at 3 a.m.? Do NOT call your Cert OBM® at that time, though we are great an’ all, we do have boundaries! At a reasonable hour, give them a shout and they are the ones that will catch your ideas, bounce them around, and turn them into actionable plans.
- Operation Optimiser: Think of them as the Marie Kondo for your business. They declutter and streamline your operations until they sparkle like a freshly tidied closet.
- Master Planner: Your Certified OBM® will create plans so detailed, even your morning cup of tea is jealous of their precision.
- From Manager to Leader: Say goodbye to managing, and hello to leading. Your Certified OBM® will free you from the nitty-gritty so you can… well, whatever you want to do really!
- Hiring Guru: Need a new team member? They’re on it, whether it’s a contractor or a full-time employee. Your Certified OBM® has a sixth sense for finding the right fit.
- Project and Launch Ringmaster: They are the conductor of your business orchestra, making sure every note is pitch-perfect during projects and launches.
- Metrics Maestro: Your Certified OBM® doesn’t just read numbers; they speak their language and translate accordingly, keeping tabs on goals and steering the ship accordingly.
- SOP Sorcerer: I’m the wizard behind the scenes, conjuring up documented processes for all your business’s essential activities. No asterisks, I promise!
- Team Meeting Magician: I run the show at our weekly team meetings, making sure everyone’s on the same page and feels the love.
- Business BFF: I’m not just an OBM; I’m your business BFF. I’m there for the highs, lows, and those moments when you’re not sure if you’re laughing or crying.
In a nutshell, as your Certified OBM, I’m the one who keeps the gears turning, the ship sailing, and the laughter flowing. I’m here to make sure your business is as smooth as a buttered slide, so you can do your thing and watch your business flourish!”
Yeah, this is the sprinkle edition and yeah we got our funny bone bopping, but we do take what we do very seriously. We put ourselves through months of training, submit ourselves to intense critique, which culminates in a weeks worth of assessments which are not for the faint of heart or the short of dedicated.
If you want to learn how to work with one of our Certified OBMs® get in contact.